I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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