it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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