So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦â€
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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