he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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