what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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