so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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