i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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