i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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