Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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