Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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