nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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