i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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