i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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