JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize