dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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