For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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