i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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