Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
lets start a swedish sibling band together
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
