i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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