If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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