i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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