Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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