So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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