Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Success! We fucked roommates!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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