i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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