Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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