remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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