So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Randomize
