He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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