You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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