physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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