Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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