I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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