Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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