Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
