But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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