I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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