Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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