Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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