Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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