id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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