i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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