It's Friday. Sex?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
