real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her vagine was all disorganized.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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