I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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