Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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