hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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