these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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