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go home
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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