I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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