apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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