He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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