I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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